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Cuisinart 14-Cup Food Processor in Brushed Stainless Steel – Link

Amazon has this currently on sale for only $144.99 shipped!

• Includes stainless-steel slicing disc, shredding disc, and new chopping blade
• 720-watt large-capacity food processor with intuitive “on” and “off/pulse” buttons
• 14-cup Lexan work bowl; extra-large feed tube; small and large pushers
• Spatula, instruction/recipe booklet; dishwasher-safe parts
• Product Built to North American Electrical Standards
• Note: Shredding and slicing blades are not adjustable. Kindly reefer user manual before use